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Tag Archives: Random Stupid Stuff
Nice Name, Jerkoffs
Am I the only one that thinks it might be a bad thing that a company called Cyberdyne is making robotic human exoskeletons? I mean, for God’s sake. What’s next? A potted meat company called Soylent Green?
Recent Neologisms
Douchelganger – Your douchebag twin. Someone who looks exactly like you, except they have frosted tips on their hair and they wear oversized Versace shades and Volcom shirts and they have sleeve tattoos with stars on their elbows and they call everybody “bra”. May be located anywhere in the world, but most often found in […]
Things To Remember If You're A Supermodel Who Wants To Date Me
GQ has a story about the 16 things to remember if you want to date a supermodel. (Found on Digg, which made me giggle. Lots of guys dating supermodels on Digg.) After reading through it, I thought I’d make my own list: things to remember if you’re a supermodel who wants to date me. Pay […]
I Think I See A Pattern Emerging Here…
What’s The Most Popular T-Shirt For A Mugshot? Least popular t-shirt for a mugshot? That dorky ThinkGeek shirt that says “You Are A Loser” in binary notation. Not because the owners are less likely to commit crimes. They’re not. But the NSA doesn’t do mugshots.
Awesome Papercraft Model Of Euclidean Geometry!
Wow. This whole papercraft thing is so awesome! It’s even more awesome that so many people have so much free time that they can figure out how to build, say, exact 1:1 scale models of the U.S.S. Annapolis, just using paper! And not just build it, but share it with the world! The Internet sure […]
It Is The No, The Holy God No Never Auugh
This Is Either A Complete Fabrication
…or the greatest news story ever. A pair of twins — who are also gay porn stars, apparently sometimes with each other, and one of them is also apparently some kind of drug-dealing ninja — are arrested for breaking into a hair salon and a wing joint…by hacking through the roof. Turns out they’ve been […]
Auugh
I just spent an hour and a half or more cleaning the kitchen. When I say “cleaning”, I mean I cleaned my stove’s hood and undercarriage (it’s one of the kind with two ovens, one above and one below the range, which means all the grease from the range cakes onto the bottom of the […]
Baby detained, dies in Honolulu airport – Life- msnbc.com
Baby detained, dies in Honolulu airport – Life- msnbc.com Delegate Eni Faleomavaega has asked the Department of Homeland Security to begin an investigation into death of 14-day-old Michael Tony Futi last Friday. The baby had been flown to Honolulu for emergency heart surgery. He died while detained inside a customs’ room at the Honolulu airport […]