Tag Archives: Random Stupid Stuff

I’m gonna go get falling-down drunk, put on my Hannibal Lecter mask, and roam the dark streets looking for anybody who looks happy and in love. Fair warning.

…I tracked down the MySpace profile of the girl I lost my virginity to when I was 15. On homecoming night. We got all dressed up, walked halfway there, realized we’d forgotten our tickets, went back to my house, went upstairs, had sex, and then went to homecoming. I remember her dress was so tight […]

I hate this fucking holiday. Hate hate hate. (Image from Jillian McDonald’s blog.

I saw this on CNN: a Tampa deputy didn’t believe an incoming prisoner was quadraplegic, so she dumped him out of his wheelchair on the floor. On video. This is the kind of thing that makes me want to tape someone to a telephone pole and hit them with a Louisville Slugger until they find […]

CBC.ca Arts – Thieves escape with $163M of artwork in ‘spectacular’ Zurich heist A trio of armed and masked men stormed into a gated Zurich villa a half-hour before the facility was set to close on Sunday and forced staffers to the ground during the daylight theft, police said on Monday. Having been to Zurich, […]

MyFox Washington DC | Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks They also found a party in his pants, but they were not, in fact, invited.