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Tag Archives: Random Cool Stuff
I Told You, Fear The Fucking Panda
Guide To The Common Douchebag
Naked City Story #291,847
I was at Starbucks again late tonight, working on stuff. Around 4am I decided to head home. As I approached the corner of Flamingo and Paradise (where, you may remember, I found a bloody shirt a few months ago), I saw a pretty girl standing on the southwest corner, next to the gas station, trying […]
The Clam, He Burn Me
Fucking ouch. Whilst working on my video installation for tomorrow’s First Friday show (you remember that, don’t you? And you’re coming? Awesome!), I stopped to make myself a soup ‘n’ sandwich. The making of the sandwich was uneventful as such things go — mayo, pickle loaf (don’t judge me), tomato, cheese, pickles, wheat bread. But […]
You Said You'd Wait Until The End Of The World
Disabled spy satellite threatens Earth – Yahoo! News The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials, and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the information is classified as secret. This is how one of my favorite […]
Fuck Planet Earth
I don’t know why this is so funny. It’s completely retarded. But it’s awesome.
Mysterious, doughy blob clogs sewer
SunJournal.com – Mysterious, doughy blob clogs sewer LEWISTON – A 50- to 60-foot doughy mass is clogging a sewer line under the city’s main drag, and crews have been unable to budge it. “We’re not sure exactly what it is,” Public Services Director David Jones said Wednesday. “We’re just trying to get rid of it. […]
Cloverfield Spoiler
I went to see Cloverfield last night, and I managed to get a pretty good picture of the monster with my cell phone cam. (Warning: total spoiler.) Really scary.
My Goal For 2008
Flying Humans, Hoping to Land With No Chute – New York Times My goal for 2008 is to lose enough weight and get into enough shape that I can start BASE jumping, learning how to do it, so that I can make a wingsuit jump, in the next five years. No, I’m not kidding. Here’s […]