The more social networks come into being, and the more people talk about what it all means, the more I want to chuck all my fucking computers into a bin and go live in the woods. I don’t want to talk to you, I don’t want to be your Magic Special Interwubbie Friend, and I […]
5min – Jay Leno: How to Float a Boat on Air – Video I’m curious as to what gas they’re using…I can think of some interesting apps for something like that….
Did you know that the oldest continually operating company in the world was a Japanese construction firm that was founded in 578 and liquidated in 2006? (The next oldest is a hotel in Komatsu, founded in 717.) Or that Beretta Firearms was founded in 1526, when Mastro Beretta was paid 296 ducats in payment for […]
You win, Mr. Beaton…this time…
Ah, Dr. Beaton, once again we see that there is nothing that you can possess which I cannot take away.
Frankbeaton.com » Eddie Murphy battle! Ball’s in your court, Frankie.
One of the greatest SNL skits of all time. It’s awesome, listening to the uncomfortable laugh track.
Every time you feel the urge to whine because some band you like has “sold out” because they’ve accepted money from some big corporation in return for licensing their song in some dumb ad, I want you to look at that giant external hard drive labeled “Tracks I Got Off P2P Networks”, and I want […]