- Topicane 4% lidocaine topical anaesthetic: $16.50
- Disposable pocket scalpel: $0.69
- Medical precision tweezers: $4.33
- Sterile sutures: $10.00
- Information from the Web on various procedures to remove stone from Wharton’s duct: free
Not having to pay some retard doctor $2500 for an hour’s worth of simple surgical procedure? Priceless.
[Update: No, I’m not really going to do this. Well, probably not.]