Freshwater used a science tool known as a high-frequency generator to burn images of a cross on students’ arms in December, the report said. Freshwater told investigators he simply was trying to demonstrate the device on several students and described the images as an “X,” not a cross. But pictures show the images depict a cross, the report said. Other findings show that Freshwater taught that carbon dating was unreliable to argue against evolution.
First of all, what the fuck is a “science tool”? (Other than Edward Teller, I mean.) Secondly, what the fuck is a “high-frequency generator”? Is this, like, a maser? If so, why does a science teacher in Ohio have a directional microwave cutting tool hanging around in his homeroom?
Third…if some unhinged Jesus freak “science” teacher tried to burn a cross into my arm, I’d take his “high-frequency generator” away from him and use it to engrave the entire first chapter of The Blind Watchmaker on the interior of his goddamn colon.