This guy was maybe being a goofball, but they didn’t need to light his ass up. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…God help anybody who ever turns a taser on me. I do believe that’s the kind of provocative act that would end with me torturing you to death.
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ATS Premium: Barksdale Missile Number Six: The Stolen Nuclear Weapon, page 1
ATS Premium: Barksdale Missile Number Six: The Stolen Nuclear Weapon, page 1 I don’t know how rigorous this guy is (I’m not saying he’s not, I merely don’t know his reputation), but there are some interesting points in here… particularly that the military’s admission of error in loading real nukes onto those planes last week […]
Travelogue Recording Notes, #2
More recording tonight — specifically, guitar for “Entropy”, which has somehow morphed from sounding like Bloc Party’s “Compliments” to something more akin to a cross between Talking Heads and Daft Punk. We could only come up with a rhythm guitar part — a high, staccato, repetitive thing that sounds like half the disco punk out […]
Photos, 2003-2005
Other Reposted Ravings
(Also from May 2004. Hee hee hee.) Globalist Sex Ravings From A Drug-Addled Subversive, vol. 666 I have imbibed roughly four times the recommended dosage of the hallucinogenic compound 2-CI (still legal, as of 6:15 this morning, folks). Sweet rampant returning Messiah, I am absolutely fucked to the gills. I spent five minutes staring at […]
Repost: Parthenogenesis – A Love Story
(Written in 2004 when I was on…shit, was it mescaline or 5-MEO-DMT? Or just mushrooms? Acid? Can’t remember. Drugs. Enjoy.) Parthenogenesis – A Love Story I learned to fuck in Nicosia. Turkish Cyprus, you dig. They called her a “polymorph” but that just meant she was anything you wanted. Some of us wanted boys, and […]
Fucking Ha! Ha Ha Ha!
My friend Mike Bernstein emailed me to tell me that big chunks of the ZA archives are available on Archive.org. While hunting around, I discovered this entry from October 8, 2003. I told you I was ahead of the game on multitouch systems. Which reminds me of a question I’ve been wanting to ask for […]
Recipe: Falafa-y'all
Falafa-y’all (or “redneck falafel”) is my own invention. It’s basically falafel made with a Tex-Mex/Southwestern feel. It can be served as an appetizer, on a tortilla or pita bread, or with a sauce. (I’m developing a buttermilk chipotlé sauce, which I’ll put up here when I’ve perfected it.) It’s relatively easy to make and a […]
Working Perlin Flow Field
Working Flow Field # 1 from jzellis and Vimeo. I’ll post a simple explanation of how I made this work in the next few days; the code that keeps the particles within a certain radius of the control particle is actually totally simple, and done in something like five lines of code. I’m so stoked! […]
Barnes & Noble To Be Voted 'Sociopathic Company Of The Year'
Barnes & Noble to sell Simpson book in stores – Yahoo! News “If I Did It,” in which the former U.S. football star offers a hypothetical account of his ex-wife’s murder, has caused a firestorm of controversy since it was revealed last November that Simpson worked with a ghostwriter to author it. Simpson was acquitted […]