Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha.
And on the 4th! Thomas Jefferson’s laughing his ass off somewhere.
Somebody find out where that evil old fuck’s grave is, so I can go and dance a jig on it.
Roast in Hell, you barbaric redneck piece of infected Klansman’s shit. May the Devil have the face of Robert Mapplethorpe and the mighty penis of Malcolm X, and may he give you the business every quarter-hour from now until the end of the world.
Oh, the world’s a lighter place today. 🙂