Monthly Archives: February 2009

Yo-Yo Ma Shreds

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I fly like paper, get high like planes

Posted without particular comment, here’s a Red State Soundsystem remix of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes”. Because I felt like it. Red State Soundsystem, “M.I.A. – Paper Planes (Mick Jones’s Giant Testicles Mix)” (Reprazent.) Listen

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We live in the city of dreams…

Exhibit A: A column I wrote for the Las Vegas CityLife, all the way back in 2006: Remember the months after 9/11? Imagine what would happen to this city if even a quarter of the tourists simply stopped coming one … Continue reading

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Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke | The Onion – America's Finest News Source

In what may signal a chastening within the industry, leading film producer Golden Dawn Global issued a press release this week voicing its “humility and bewilderment” and offering to cease international distribution of its blockbuster series Pregnant Ladyboy Sodomized Facedown … Continue reading

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My Valentine's Present from Andi

Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Listen

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Light Aircraft On Fire

So here’s what happened. My friend Chris Selcer and I were hanging out on my porch, smoking and chatting, when we heard a noise like the world’s biggest car backfire: BAP-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAP! Chris immediately said “That’s a plane engine going out.” … Continue reading

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion – America's Finest News Source

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source. Listen

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Why China Is Not Going To Win

A lot of futurists and analysts are talking about China these days — how China is poised to become the next economic superpower. This is why they’re wrong. Not just the appalling working conditions and governmental fascism — those are … Continue reading

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Tod Goldberg: 25 Random Things I Hate About Fucktards On Facebook I Don't Know In The Least But Who, Nonetheless, Are My "Friends"

Word. WORD. T-Go knocks one out of the park. (And unlike the rest of the fucktards, I actually know T-Go, which is why I know that he loves it when I call him T-Go, despite the fact that nobody else … Continue reading

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