Last night, some silly little cocksucker stole my friend Amanda’s camera from the Coffee Bean while she was hanging out talking to me.
Fortunately, he was a stupid silly little cocksucker…and consequently, the entire incident was captured on tape. We’ve got him red-handed.
If we can find him.
So: do you know this douchebag? If so, shoot me an email at my name at this domain, or just leave a comment. Feel free to be anonymous, if you can provide us with more information. Help me find this shitbag and — if he’s lucky — send him to jail.