This Is Either A Complete Fabrication

…or the greatest news story ever. A pair of twins — who are also gay porn stars, apparently sometimes with each other, and one of them is also apparently some kind of drug-dealing ninja — are arrested for breaking into a hair salon and a wing joint…by hacking through the roof.

Turns out they’ve been doing this for a while. And one of them — the drug-dealing ninja — actually escaped from police custody in 2006 by smashing out the window of a cop car, diving into a lake while handcuffed, and swimming “like Flipper”. He turned himself in later, but, according to this story, he never returned the handcuffs to the cops.

Superbad. This guy Taleon is my new gay porn-star anarchist ninja hero.

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0 Responses to This Is Either A Complete Fabrication

  1. Frank Beaton says:

    “This guy Taleon is my new gay porn-star anarchist ninja hero.”

    Who was the old one?

    (It was Alex, right? Please tell me it was Alex.)

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