Tag Archives: Random Stupid Stuff

…In Which Our Author Realizes Something That Ought To Have Been Obvious Before.

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The Universe, as pseudo-code.

class Universe(){ include(“quantum.object.inc”); include(“bigBang.function.inc”); function Universe(){ var bigBang = new bigBang(); while(bigBang->happening()){ calculateQuanta(); } if(!bigBang->happening()){ exit(); } } } Listen

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Get a rope.

This made me sick to my stomach this morning (go to about 2:42 on the timeline): In this clip, Representative Virginia Foxx (R – North Carolina) is arguing against H.R. 1913, a proposed bill that would expand the legal definition … Continue reading

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Yo-Yo Ma Shreds

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My Valentine's Present from Andi

Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Listen

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Gettin' mad pussy as the Prince of Bel-Air

A slightly more realistic version of the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air theme. This made me giggle an awful lot. Listen

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Random Thought Of The Day

It’s a terrible thing to watch Nathan Barley and feel all superior to those trendy new media assholes…and then suddenly realize that you’re watching Nathan Barley and feeling all superior to those trendy new media assholes whilst simultaneously editing together … Continue reading

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Oakland cop shoots cuffed prone suspect…on video

I am not an anti-police sort of person. I have a couple of friends who are police and, by large, they and their colleagues do as best they can in a thankless, difficult and probably traumatizing job. I think 95% … Continue reading

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And One Last Thought For Christmas…

“She’s gonna try and hug us, oh God she’s gonna try and hug us, goddamn Chinese people always try and hug us, Steve get ready, oh God, here it comes…” Merry X-mas. [adorable goddamn pandas via Fuck You, Penguin] Listen

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The Thought That Keeps Me Awake At Night…

…is that 100,000 years from now, when aliens discover the scattered remnants of what’s left of the human species, the dialogue’s going to go something like this. “Hey, Zerplax!” “Yes, Kiplorg?” “Check out this video the humans left.” “Okay, what … Continue reading

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