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John Hughes RIP

John Hughes, director of films such as Pretty In Pink, 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, has died at age 59 of a heart attack. Thanks for teaching me how to be cool, guy. 🙁

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Watchmen trailer — oh my my, oh hell yes

Watchmen trailer is online. And I’m using a steel baseball bat to beat down my hard on.

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iTunes Movie Rentals

My parents gave me a $15 iTunes gift card for my birthday back in March. I don’t buy AAC music from the iTunes Store, so to be honest I kinda forgot until I found it in my wallet and decided … Continue reading

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The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’

The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’ Rather than write a conventional review explaining why you should or shouldn’t see The Happening (trust me, you shouldn’t), I’m offering an alternative: A dozen and a half of the most mind-bendingly ridiculous elements of … Continue reading

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Dear Ryan Reynolds,

Hi. Why do you keep making awesome films that nobody ever sees but me, like The Nines and Chaos Theory? Why doesn’t anybody promote these movies? Did you beat Joel Silver with your dick in the bathroom at the Ivy … Continue reading

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Walk Harder Next Time

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story had some funny moments, but on the whole, I thought it was trying way too hard. It couldn’t decide if it wanted to be satire or parody, and consequently it fails on both fronts, … Continue reading

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Indy Rocked.

Don’t care what anyone else says. I have no cynicism here. It rocked, I liked it all, Shia LaBeouf was great, Cate Blanchett kicked ass, it was a great and worthy Indiana Jones movie. Even the retarded bits were awesome. … Continue reading

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This Made Me Laugh

(via Welcome To Room 116, which looks to be an interesting art blog.)

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ScarJo and DaveBo doing Tom Waits

Here we have Scarlett Johannson and David Bowie covering Tom Wait’ “Falling Down”, from Ms. Johannson’s new album Anywhere I Lay My Head, which is an entire album (minus one original) of Tom Waits songs. I’m personally not interested in … Continue reading

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Wristcutters: A Love Story is, as of tonight, one of my new favorite films. It’s about a guy named Zia (Patrick Fugit) who commits suicide because his girlfriend left him. He finds himself in a sort of Purgatory, a broke-down, … Continue reading

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