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Vaguely Mediterranean Vegetarian Barbecue Thingy

Main Ingredients 2 Portobello mushroom caps 1/2 onion (your choice of color) 1 red pepper 1 cup large couscous* 2 cups chicken broth 2 tablespoons real butter 1/4 cup oil (olive or corn will work) 1/2 cup of yogurt, plain … Continue reading

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Good Food For Total Retards: Creamy bacon and garlic pasta

(by Frank Beaton‘s request) This is hella approximate. 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup butter (4 tbsp.) 1/2 package of sliced bacon 4-5 cloves, finely chopped garlic (not bunches, just the cloves) 1/4 cup finely chopped green onions (just the … Continue reading

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Good Food For Total Retards: Metrosexual Ground Beef Stroganoff

Beef stroganoff is one of those foods most often made by sad, single people or suburban housewives with too little free time for cooking. I myself am a sad, single person, but I’ve figured out a slight variation on the … Continue reading

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