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Vaguely Mediterranean Vegetarian Barbecue Thingy

By admin | Published: May 30, 2010
Main Ingredients 2 Portobello mushroom caps 1/2 onion (your choice of color) 1 red pepper 1 cup large couscous* 2 cups chicken broth 2 tablespoons real butter 1/4 cup oil (olive or corn will work) 1/2 cup of yogurt, plain Barbecue Sauce 1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce 1 small can tomato paste (not sauce) 1/3 cup brown sugar five or six cilantro leaves Cumin Garlic powder Onion powder Black pepper Balsamic vinegar Directions First of all, [...]
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Good Food For Total Retards: Creamy bacon and garlic pasta

By admin | Published: December 5, 2008
(by Frank Beaton’s request) This is hella approximate. 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup butter (4 tbsp.) 1/2 package of sliced bacon 4-5 cloves, finely chopped garlic (not bunches, just the cloves) 1/4 cup finely chopped green onions (just the green, not the bulbs) 1 cup red wine 2 cups milk or milk substitute 1/3 cup flour 1 cup sliced mushrooms 3 cups pasta To taste: basil, [...]
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Good Food For Total Retards: Metrosexual Ground Beef Stroganoff

By admin | Published: June 16, 2008
Beef stroganoff is one of those foods most often made by sad, single people or suburban housewives with too little free time for cooking. I myself am a sad, single person, but I’ve figured out a slight variation on the traditional Middle American stroganoff that is completely tasty, easy as hell to make, and only [...]
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