Supergirl

(by Joshua Ellis)

I lost my girlfriend
I don’t know where she went
She said she had to go back to her ride
She said that her energy was spent

And maybe she’s in Brinstar
And maybe she’s in Crateria
And maybe she’s in Norfair
She’s always acting so superior

She’s a supergirl

Yeah, I can’t take my girlfriend
I can’t take her anywhere
She’s always killing monsters
And complaining about her hair

And maybe she’s in Sunnydale
She spends all her time at the library
I never never understood
What she sees in a boy like me

She’s a supergirl

I can’t find my girlfriend
Even though I keep calling her name
She left me in an endless maze
These twisty passages are all the same

And maybe she’s in the forest
Maybe she’s underground
Maybe she’s with that skinny guy
He’s always hanging around

Yeah, she’s a supergirl

  1. Michael R. Bernstein

    But, much as I like this, I have to take exception to the ‘nerdiest ever’ description.

    Compare to, oh, the entire oeuvre of an artist like Tom Smith.

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