The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’

The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’ Rather than write a conventional review explaining why you should or shouldn’t see The Happening (trust me, you shouldn’t), I’m offering an alternative: A dozen and a half of the most mind-bendingly ridiculous elements of the film, which will enable you to marvel at its anti-genius without sacrificing (and I […]

Good Food For Total Retards: Metrosexual Ground Beef Stroganoff

Beef stroganoff is one of those foods most often made by sad, single people or suburban housewives with too little free time for cooking. I myself am a sad, single person, but I’ve figured out a slight variation on the traditional Middle American stroganoff that is completely tasty, easy as hell to make, and only […]

BTW

For various reasons, I’m staying somewhere right now where I don’t have Internet access, barring the occasional access to some neighbor’s wifi. I’m at the Coffee Bean during the day, though, so I’m getting online. Just don’t expect to get in touch with me via e-mail at night and expect the usual quick response. I’m […]