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SFC William H. Ruth of the U.S. Army 101st Airborne Division, is a bad motherfucker.

“Please forward this to the proper channels. I have read Stephen Hawking’s latest remarks on space travel and the importance of it to human survival. The problem is, NASA is going about it all the wrong way. Here is an idea: Send battle-hardened, strong-minded soldiers and marines on the long trips into space. We are conditioned to live with the bare minimal (of) life’s necessities and are trained to be prepared for … the worst conditions that any environment could throw at us. Hell, me and my men will go, set up a colony somewhere and await colonists to arrive. Me and most of my men are on our 3rd or 4th deployment into a combat area. We are scouts, reconnaissance specialists. We go before everyone else and spend time living off the land. Sounds just like the type of men needed for a long colonization journey. Please pass this message on to anyone you know in the space program. (T)here are many men already trained and prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice for their country and the human race. Thank you for you time. SFC Ruth, 101st Airborne Division. Afghanistan”

Good luck with that, buddy. And remember the first rule of space soldiering: when in doubt, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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  1. shimediamum says:

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